Thanks t’ payin’ fer college classes wi’ me credit card, I now be havin’ $100 worth o’ Amazon.com vouchers. They gave extra reward points fer college payments, so I got nearly twice as many points as I would be havin’ gotten. Hmmm, wonder what I ortin’ ta buy wi’ me treasure?

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