{"id":188,"date":"2004-05-10T20:24:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-11T02:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/10\/my-fortune-cookie\/"},"modified":"2004-05-10T20:24:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-11T02:24:00","slug":"my-fortune-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/10\/my-fortune-cookie\/","title":{"rendered":"My Fortune Cookie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dad and I have leftover Chinese food tonight for supper. Mom was off at her Craft Night and we had plenty of leftovers from the Mother&#8217;s Day meal that I bought the folks last night (which we ate at 9pm because their flight in from MSP &#8211; or rather their layover at O&#8217;Hare from MSP &#8211; was very late). There were, coincidentally, two extra fortune cookies from last night&#8217;s meal, too. So we each got one. Mine said:  <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>Your success will astonish everyone.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> Now, I understand how I should probably take that&#8230; But of course, I took it more as &#8220;any success that you have will astonish people.&#8221; Gee, thanks fortune cookie. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dad and I have leftover Chinese food tonight for supper. Mom was off at her Craft Night and we had plenty of leftovers from the Mother&#8217;s Day meal that I bought the folks last night (which we ate at 9pm because their flight in from MSP &#8211; or rather their layover at O&#8217;Hare from MSP [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-livejournal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}