{"id":707,"date":"2007-02-05T10:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-05T16:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/05\/watch-out-for-brass-monkey-balls\/"},"modified":"2007-02-05T10:19:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-05T16:19:00","slug":"watch-out-for-brass-monkey-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/05\/watch-out-for-brass-monkey-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch out for brass monkey balls!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s cold outside. Very cold outside. And windy. And because of the cold and the wind and wind chills in the -20\u00b0F range, school is closed today. Yay!<\/p>\n<p> OK, so I&#8217;d prefer it if it were lots of snow keeping us home, but staying home is nice regardless. The one drawback to this is that I&#8217;m not going in to the school to work on me own for a bit, which I&#8217;d do with lots of snow. It&#8217;s too damn cold out there to walk to school! So I shall stay home instead. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s cold outside. Very cold outside. And windy. And because of the cold and the wind and wind chills in the -20\u00b0F range, school is closed today. Yay! OK, so I&#8217;d prefer it if it were lots of snow keeping us home, but staying home is nice regardless. The one drawback to this is that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-livejournal","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}