{"id":720,"date":"2007-03-31T20:30:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-01T02:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/31\/an-intimate-visit\/"},"modified":"2007-03-31T20:30:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-01T02:30:00","slug":"an-intimate-visit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/31\/an-intimate-visit\/","title":{"rendered":"An Intimate Visit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a post for just my closest female friends &#8211; basically Steph, Elsa, Judi, and Amy Lou (and Rachel should she so desire). I&#8217;ll probably show it to mom when I get back too.<\/p>\n<p> Anyhoo, thanks to Steph going to visit Intimacy in her town and getting fitted properly for a bra, Judi decided she&#8217;d take Elsa and me there when we next visited Chicago. So our afternoon was all about boobs and the things that hold them.<\/p>\n<p> We arrived around 3pm, but the soonest they&#8217;d be able to work with us was 4:30pm, so we shopped some. We arrived back at Intimacy around 4:45 (they said they&#8217;d call us on cells when they were ready, but hadn&#8217;t yet called) and they were nearly ready for it. Judi got her fitter first. Then I got Tanya. Finally Elsa got her fitter. <\/p>\n<p> They don&#8217;t actually measure you at Intimacy, they just look at you, go get a bra, try it, get another, etc. Tanya, it turned out, had her work cut out for her. I remember looking at my watch during one bra hunt of hers and it was 5:28pm. When we were in the cab going back to Judi&#8217;s, it ws 6:32. So I was in there for over an hour while first Tanya tried to find the right fit, then the store manager (whose name I&#8217;ve forgotten) tried to find the right fit.<\/p>\n<p> It turns out I have a lot of upper breast material, which makes things hard. When we&#8217;d get the right diameter, the cup wouldn&#8217;t be big enough. When they&#8217;d get a bigger cup, the underwire would either attack my armpits or poke out in front or (most often) both. These were the reasons I stopped using underwires years ago.<\/p>\n<p> The manager decided to start at the beginning again and we tried a few more bras. By this time, both of the girls (E&#038;J, not the bouncing ones before me) were done with their fittings and coming up with theories about why I was still there. Elsa&#8217;s theory was that they had failed to fit me and were now disposing of the body so there&#8217;d be no evidence of their failure. In actuality, the manager was getting closer to the desired result. <\/p>\n<p> In the end, she found a 40H that was (a) comfortable and (b) looked just fine under a shirt. Success! My current bras are 44F&#8217;s. Most of the bras they&#8217;d tried were 42s and looking good there, that I was surprised when the 40 came to the rescue. So I plonked down $60 and got meself a bra that fits. Will I buy more? Well, I&#8217;ll see how it goes with #1 here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a post for just my closest female friends &#8211; basically Steph, Elsa, Judi, and Amy Lou (and Rachel should she so desire). I&#8217;ll probably show it to mom when I get back too. Anyhoo, thanks to Steph going to visit Intimacy in her town and getting fitted properly for a bra, Judi decided [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[23,22,21,62],"class_list":["post-720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-livejournal","tag-chicago","tag-elsa","tag-judi","tag-shopping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}