{"id":810,"date":"2008-01-30T17:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-30T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/30\/i-can-has-internets-no-i-cannot-has\/"},"modified":"2008-01-30T17:36:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-30T23:36:00","slug":"i-can-has-internets-no-i-cannot-has","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/30\/i-can-has-internets-no-i-cannot-has\/","title":{"rendered":"I can has Internets? No, I cannot has!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my home modem is apparently borked. It happened last night and I called Time Warner Ripoff for tech support. The national folks were as helpful as they could be, but when they sent me back to the local folks, I waited on hold for 20+ minutes only to be sent back to national before I&#8217;d gotten a full sentence out. The second time around to the local folks was only a 10+ minute hold, but as usual, they couldn&#8217;t book a specific time to actually come (&#8220;any time&#8221; during Wednesday, &#8220;any time&#8221; during Thursday, or set time spans on Friday &#8211; I chose 3:30-6PM). I had to go with the set time spans what with having a career and all that jazz. (Though it was tempting to call in &#8220;sick&#8221; for Wednesday to get it back faster. Still, there&#8217;s that whole &#8220;substitute teacher planning&#8221; which would have been necessary. Blech.)<\/p>\n<p> So I decided to spend an evening at Panera at Miller Lane in Dayton (well, not really in Dayton. Or in Vandalia. Or Huber Heights &#8211; this is sort of a no man&#8217;s land). Mmm, Jones cream soda! Broccoli cheddar soup! Some sort of turkey foccacia sammich. I&#8217;ll see about getting some of my coursework done, getting caught up on my friends&#8217; list, and reading my daily webcomics. Tomorrow night? Maybe Night Sky cafe in Troy? Maybe conscript dad&#8217;s modem to my evil purposes. I haven&#8217;t decided yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my home modem is apparently borked. It happened last night and I called Time Warner Ripoff for tech support. The national folks were as helpful as they could be, but when they sent me back to the local folks, I waited on hold for 20+ minutes only to be sent back to national before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-livejournal","tag-computer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pagefillers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}